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Frank talk with Uncle Frank

In Rome, closed-door discussions with 185 Roman Catholic cardinals began today with frank talk about family issues such as contraception, cohabitation, gay marriage and whether divorced and remarried Catholics can receive Communion. Prognosticators say divorce and remarriage may be the most fruitful of these discussions.

Second missionary detained in Korea

Missionary John Short, 75, was making his second trip to North Korea with a tour group when he was detained in Pyongyang. His wife said he was carrying religious material translated into Korean.

The ecology, stupid

Asked what issue the U.S. should pay more attention to, the Dalai Lama, now visiting the U.S., didn’t hesitate: the ecology.

“Some scientists believe climate change is the cause of unprecedented melting of the North Pole, and that affects these very uncertain weather patterns. I think we should listen to those scientists and experts.”

Check out this fabulous portrait of the Tibetan Buddhist leader.

Pakistan’s blasphemy blues

Pakistan’s blasphemy law is increasingly being abused. Its latest targets are an elderly paranoid schizophrenic and a teenager with developmental disabilities. The problem, it seems, is that talk of reforming the blasphemy law is tantamount to blasphemy.

Satan making headlines

Miranda Barbour said she killed at least 22 people after joining a satanic cult. But the Temple of Satan says she’s not a member.

Speaking of Satan, Roma Downey, who plays Mary in the upcoming Jesus movie “Son of God,” says the battle against forces of darkness is ever present, even on the movie set. “Get behind me Satan,” she writes.

Late civil rights battles

Martin Luther King Jr.’s Nobel Peace Prize medal and personal Bible must be moved to a court-controlled safety deposit box, a judge ruled on Wednesday as the late civil rights leader’s children are engaged in a fight over ownership of his estate.

The Nation of Islam returns to its birthplace – Detroit — for Saviours’ Day, a four-day convention for thousands of supporters. The event begins today and ends with a sold-out address from Louis Farrakhan, 80, on Sunday.

Did you know? Niraj Warikoo says the Nation of Islam has promoted Scientology as a way to help its members overcome psychological obstacles.

 File under ‘strange religion’

  • Across the border in Canada, newly unsealed police search warrants allege physical and psychological abuse, forced ingestion of drugs and girls coerced into marriage among the fringe Orthodox Jewish sect, Lev Tahor.
  • A Pentecostal couple that believes in faith healing has been sentenced to 3 1/2 to seven years in prison for neglecting to take their sick son to the doctor. This is the couple’s second child to die.
  • The rattlesnake whose bite killed pastor Jamie Coots on Saturday will be back in church this weekend, says his son, Cody Coots. The 42-year-old Snake Salvation pastor died of a snakebite Saturday.
  • The mystery diner who is leaving absurdly large tips in the name of Jesus is rumored to be former PayPal Vice-President Jack Selby. According to San Francisco Magazine, the tipper has left some $130,000 in gratuities in more than a dozen cities in the United States and Mexico during the last six months.

Good reads:

Fewer people believe in a supernatural God. Instead they believe in what NYU prof Mitchell Stephens calls an “ordinary God.”

Tova Mirvis, an Orthodox Jew, writes in The New York Times about how she expected judgment and rebuke from a rabbi who granted her a ‘get’ or Jewish divorce from her husband; instead, the rabbi told her a story.

A former CIA officer argues in The American Conservative that religious zealotry runs rampant in the U.S. military.

The New Republic looks at sexual assault on the campus of Patrick Henry College, the Va. Institution favored by evangelical homeschoolers. Here the security guards are upperclassmen.

Spontaneous baptisms and other tricks

Elevation Baptist Church near Charlotte, N.C., has found a novel way to pump up its yearly baptism numbers.

In a document titled, “Spontaneous Baptisms – A How-To Guide,” the first people instructed to respond to Pastor Steven Furtick’s call to baptism were not converts suddenly inspired but Elevation volunteers carefully planted in the crowd. Church leaders have repeatedly referred to the mass response as a “miracle.” But the guide reveals plenty of human staging.

There will be no spontaneous Roundup signups. We’ll take them one by one.

 

5 Comments

  1. I’m disappointed in the subhead on the Dalai Lama. I get the reference, but from what I know of His Holiness, I doubt he would call anyone “stupid” — even climate change deniers. More respect next time, please.

    • Yonat Shimron

      Yonat Shimron

      Article author

      No. He wouldn’t. I meant to play on President Clinton’s phrase, “It’s the economy, stupid” but perhaps I went too far. Thanks for writing in.

  2. Roma: Satan follows you wherever you go, all your life, till the day you die. You said the right thing though. Get behind me Satan for thou does not mind the things of God but those of men. Jesus said this to St. Peter. St. Peter, because he was opposing the Lords Crucifixion.

  3. Plenty of religious zealotry, read religious quackery and nuttery, in todays roundup. I guess it’s all the fault of Satan. The devil didn’t make those parents refuse medical care for their child, they chose that for him and 3 1/2 to 7 years is not enough! More like the maximum sentence of 40 years for these “parents” who it turns out were more like monsters than parents! I guess God isn’t capable of providing doctors to “heal” the child but rather is only capable of “healing” the child through prayer, which apparently didn’t work for these parents a 2nd time! They will cry religious freedom and while in prison believe they are being persecuted for their “faith’ but did that child have any freedom? No, he only had the freedom to die because of his parents “chooseing” prayer over medical care!

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